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An illustrated blog highlighting the daily happenings, personal musing and social events that make life hilarious.

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  • Lie Maestro
    on Sep 23, 2014
    This is my mother. I call her Woman. I am the Woman's favorite child.Sometimes she says she doesn’t pick favorites, sometimes she says she loves us all the same – but I know what she really means…. I am her favorite and she loves...
  • Jobless near Seattle
    on Feb 28, 2014
    We recently moved to Spokane, WA.I realize this is not actually that "near" Seattle but the Meg Ryan allusion was working for me.  Because we relocated 13 hours away from my previous job, I have been without a paycheck for over two months. (it m...
  • Learning to Forgive
    on Nov 21, 2013
    I moved from Colorado in the middle of the 3rd grade.Since I attended a private school in Colorado - and was put in public school when we moved - I was a bit ahead academically than the rest of my peers. Instead of skipping a grade and becoming...
  • Rylan's Wagon
    on Nov 14, 2013
    The Browning family lived next door to us. The Brownings always had an immaculate yard - they spent hours every summer pruning their planter boxes - weeding their large garden and intricately planning the placement of each piece of shrubbery.Shr...
  • Whitney The Thief.
    on Nov 7, 2013
    I am not your typical girly girl. Yes I love new clothes and a perfect outfit but, as previously explicated in Why I'm Banned From E-bay, I do not enjoy traditional shopping. Stores hurt my feet, wallet and - most recently - my pride.&...
  • A Bird in the House!
    on Oct 13, 2013 in Adventures Animals memoirs
    It was an ordinary day at the Fuller house. (...Not my real last name. My mom has qualms about sharing "real" personal information on the internet. First names, however, are the same. Usually. )7:45 a.m. Mom had already run 8 miles, showere...
  • My Husband The Hobo
    on May 28, 2013 in Adventures Secrets
    My father in law is a farmer. As a farmer he is rugged, masculine and stubborn. He is also called the silver fox by countless peri-menopausal women in the Northern Utah area. That fact has nothing to do with the story but I felt it was necessary sinc...
  • How I Broke My Wedding Ring
    on Jan 26, 2013 in Adventures memoirs
     It was a cold and dreary day in frigid Logan, UT. There was a winter storm advisory out for freezing rain, sleet and icy road conditions. While I would love to be curled up inside with a giant mug of hot chocolate under these conditions, I unfo...
  • Things That Don't Belong On FacebookThe other day I was online, killing some time, and I started to scroll through my newsfeed on Facebook. As I scrolled, I was increasingly amazed by the rubbish some people think to be newsworthy. Due to the stupidity of some of the people I have...
  • Why I'm Banned from ebay
    on Nov 14, 2012 in Rants Secrets Shopping
    Hello. My name is Whitney and I am an E-bay addict.It has been 9 days since my last E-bay binge.Due to the frequency, irrationality and financially irresponsible nature of my E-bay binges my husband has banned me from online bidding indefin...
  • The Chicken Feud
    on Aug 5, 2012 in Animals Driving Secrets
    Preface: This post does not admit any guilt to punishable crimes; nor can its contents be used against me in the pursuit of compensation for over priced road crossing chickens.Let us begin.The neighbors on either side of us have been feuding for mont...
  • The Sheet Is Falling! The Sheet Is Falling!
    on Jun 25, 2012 in Adventures memoirs
    Two days after high school graduation I boarded a plane to Africa and spent the summer teaching math at the Jesus Grammar School in Dawhenya, Ghana. While I was there I fell in love with the country, the people and the culture - but mostly the childr...
  • Failing at Finals
    on Jun 12, 2012 in Rants Sleeping
    I have been in college for a total of nine semesters (including summer semesters), 168 credits and four years; you would expect me to be at least proficient in navigating collegiate courses. This is not the case.While I have gone through finals...
  • The Sand-Man Is A Big Jerk
    on Apr 19, 2012 in Rants Sleeping
    I am 99% positive I have insomnia. I haven't always had it, in fact I've been a champion sleeper for the better part of my life. It seems after entering "adult-hood" the sandman stopped frequenting my bed and sleeplessness has been progressively...
  • Conoco Can't Service Me
    on Apr 9, 2012 in Driving memoirs Socially Awkward
    As previously featured on raspy wit (see the post entitled "the mobility quest" or click Here to be automatically redirected) getting my drivers license was a hard earned achievement for me. Not only did I have to take the drivers...
  • How To Bribe A Mexican Police Officer
    on Mar 28, 2012 in Adventures Driving Marriage memoirs
    As some of you, actually, all of you, know (since the chances of you reading this and not knowing me personally are slim to none) I recently got married. And yes, my brief experiment with "the pill" was a precursor to that.This post is not about the...
  • Whitney's Gym Dress CodeI have recently taken an interest in bettering my physique. This isn't necessarily a new phenomena, every four months or so I get a spurt of energy and decide to use extra caution in my calorie consumption, work out on a bi-daily basis and do si...
  • The Pill
    on Mar 21, 2011 in Birth Control
    I see a lot of pregnant women. Working at an OBGYN office means I hear about all of the mood swings, the weight gain, the water retention, aches and pains, food cravings, morning sickness, lethargy and general discomfort of buns in the oven on a regu...
  • House Sitting
    on Mar 2, 2011 in Adventures Animals memoirs Rants
    Last week my family planned a six day ski trip to Big Sky Montana. All of my brothers got to take off school, ditch their sports teams and spend the week knee deep in powder at one of my absolute favorite resorts. I did not get to go. I had to stay h...
  • Valentines Chub
    on Feb 14, 2011 in Chub Dating
    Valentines Day is here yet again. February 14th, the day of the year that PDA runs rampant, Chocolate sales sky rocket, restaurants fill with love struck couples and Walmart sells millions of roses that die in under 12 hours.Valentines Day and I have...
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