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Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than perfect. So, she came up with a plan to prove to him...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 29, 2012

English Fun

Enjoy!Only the English could have invented this language... We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You ma...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 23, 2012

Outrun

Two employees for the gas company were at a house call. The younger man said to the older one, "Geez, you're old!""Yeah, that may be so, but I can still outrun you," replied the older employee."How about a foot race to see if you're right," said the...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 20, 2012

If you love somebody

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something, Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody, Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as exp...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Nov 23, 2009
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