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50 Funny Jokes

1 "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" the doctor shouted. Puzzled, a new nurse asked the sister, "Why is he yelling like that?"The sister explained, "He likes to call the shots around here." 2 Separated from his travel group in the Sahara Desert, a tourist...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 15, 2015

Family problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of themkept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said :"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up dau...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 8, 2014

Are my test results back?

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Aug 19, 2014

Independence Day Jokes 2014, 15 August One Liners jokes, Clean Jokes

Independence Day Jokes 2014, 15 August One Liners jokes, Clean Jokes: Independence day is finally here. The craze for 15 August Independence day 2014 can be seen on various social sites like Facebook, WhatsApp or Twitter. Daily millions of users post...
by Mothers Day Images 2014 on Aug 13, 2014

Friendship Day Funny Jokes 2014, Friendship Day Clean Jokes, Pick up Lines

Friendship Day Funny Jokes 2014, Friendship Day Clean Jokes, Pick up Lines: The one of the most important day and the day of most beautiful relation that is Friendship Day 2014 is coming on upcoming 3rd August 2014. If you guys are looking for some b...
by Mothers Day Images 2014 on Jul 22, 2014

Sweet Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins.They enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accep...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jul 1, 2014

No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jun 20, 2014

Knowledge - Very Interesting, written by kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 8, 2014

Improved Farm

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around. During his first day of work, the to...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 13, 2014

MY DOCTOR

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. ~~~~~ Another time, h...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jan 15, 2014

Chinese Courier Service

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the United States. It was sent by one of the daughters.The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jan 7, 2014

How Boys and Girls Withdraws from ATM

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card4. Enter PIN5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive awayHow a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jan 2, 2014

MONDAY....mud puddles and dandelions

I normally don't take holidays off from blogging.  Because I always worry that there are shut ins out there or just people that can't get out and about for this reason or the other...SOOO I always try to do some kind of little blog...even on Chr...

LAST REQUEST

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "What do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put th...
by Only Funny Stuffs on May 13, 2013

Living in Singapore

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by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 8, 2013

AMERICAN JUSTICE

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper County, SC Sheriff's Office.An elderly Sun City lady did her shopping at Wal-Mart and, upon returning to her car, found four young men in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped h...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 3, 2013

PONDERISMS

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily,...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 1, 2013

JUST FRED

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.So, he asks the man his name."Fred," the driver replies...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 31, 2013

DIPLOMA

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, 'And here's something for you, Diploma.' or 'This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma.' and so on.Eventu...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Mar 26, 2013

Just For Fun...To Lift You Up #2

Just For Fun...To Lift You UP #2 Today is going to be just for fun...to lift us all up...because we all need a little more laughter in our lives.....so here we go............. A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he had any gra...
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