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- Irish happiness index through the roof after UK idiots balls everything up"The now-infamous leave victory in the #Brexit campaign, with it's never-ending stream of catastrophic bullshit and relentless doom, has finally enshrined in the history books that which we were all thinking - that the English are a bunch of arrogant...
- Waste confusion weighs heavy as Coveney waist-deep in binned bin info bewilderment blizzard The Cabinet has today agreed proposals brought forward by Minister Simon Coveney for a waste management plan so confusing it has ironically caused a massive environmental headache and a bill to the taxpayer of almost a billion Euros. The offic...
- Irritating Irish fans disgrace nation with slapless display of no-fisted pants-pisseryThe Irish cohort have put on a sickening display of tedious arselickery in hundreds of grasping, pathetic videos of conceited craic jockeys pretend-bowling, singing and doing other types of foolacting and carrying-on. Facepainted jersey jerks can als...
- 150,000 Irish Garth fans inadvertently buy ticket’s to see Gardening Display Expoon Feb 7, 2014 in NewsMany of those that unwittingly purchased tickets for the gardening display show had been queuing for over 5 weeks, with an understandable lack of understanding for Ticketmaster's standing on their event scheduling misunderstanding.
- Kenny in PR ‘wet dream’ as one type of Irish water trumps anotherIt is alleged that the Government also rubber-stamped a spend of €4,000 on vintage Beano & Dandy comics for the men's toilet at Irish Water HQ at Dublin's Talbot St.
- Irish Water used €50m consultancy spend “to create water awareness”It transpires that the large spend on awareness has been allocated to a number of different media areas, including online ads and websites, TV ad campaigns and a print-media campaign for young people giving water-based health and well-being advice. '...
- People of Cork full of pride for genius engineering in miracle station roof collapse"The genius of foresight is so evident" said the Lord Mayor Catherine Clancy "that I'm declaring a half day and no homework in Cork schools and double dole as a celebration...
- Cruel hangover apparent in wake of Newbridge Tigeron Nov 18, 2013 in News Society boom economy Celtic Tiger Charlie McCreevey Fianna Fáil Newbridge Newbridge Credit Union Permanent TSBNewbridge native Greg Backtask said "as a country we lost the run of ourselves - it was a nationwide issue, unfortunately most nationwide in Newbridge - where it was widespreadingly nationwide".
- Paddy Power gives Game of Thrones odds on Maura Derrane iPad Race with thanks to Lucozade in aid of Sport research for the blindon Oct 22, 2013 in Entertainment News Society Game of Thrones iPad Lucozade Maura Derrane Paddy PowerThese will certainly help users looking to increase their hand-eye-coordination if they're attempting to guide TV3's Maura Derrane through the treacherous Westeros and Essos landscape to escape the evil Thirso and his mighty Dehydraosaurs in order to...
- Michael O’Leary may fire himself for being ‘too macho & sexy’"I accept that I am sometimes seem cocky and spunky in the press" said O'Leary "and that I have appear to have a strong back and good hairline as well as a no-bullshit attitude and great shirts" he added.
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